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Funny Stories

The Brick

The story of the brick comes up from time to time. This happened to a venturer (who shall remain namless) when she (oops) was a scout. One night while a group of hard working scouts were sitting around a well earned fire and relaxing, a brick rolled out of that fire. There were many brick lining the edge of the fire, all very hot from the coals.

One of the scouts asked for the scout in question to move the brick back into the fireplace. So without hesitation she picked it up in her hand and held it there for a period of time before she realised that it was hot and dropped the brick.

Light Pole

hey a classic story was jusr before i became a veggie i heard tell that jared was running like fulll plelt down this road right and he wasnt watching where he was going and as luck (for us) would have it he piss bolted into this "in the way" light pole and like damn near knocked himself out. lol! he was fine in the end ( ) but yeah aparently it was gell funny and theres always the micha and i (and everyone at least once) has forgotten theie tent pole and or pegs and like all the important stuff like FOOD!

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