Game 11: I think I'm Broken!
They are given a wolf-spirit guide to take them to their rite of passage.Connie: I ask him if we are to go that way.
GM Jo: You think that is what he is trying to say, but it's like he is speaking in another language.
Geena: I speak loudly and slowly.
GM Jo: Who's going first?
Chuck and Dallas: Me!!
Connie: Hey, I know! I can do that invisible thing that Chameleon taught me! Then I can stand on a stump and see what's going on!
Geena: Yeah! And if someone shoots you, I can heal you!
Connie: Ummm...
Discussing the idea that the machine won't go backwards.
Geena: If we could get on it and then press the reverse button, then it must!
The realisation that they can't shapeshift or use gifts comes at the same time they're attacked.
Dallas: I'm broken!
Geena: We're all broken! I want to think about this.
Connie: No!
Chuck: Run!
Geena: I do. Why am I running?
Connie: Damn. Well, we're going to have to do this the old-fashioned way.
Geena: Yeah.
Connie: Well, they can't be smarter than Mum and Dad.
Geena: Yeah...
The Garou prayer before battle:
Our mother who art in Heaven,
Gaia be thy name.
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
On Earth as it is in Deep Umbra.
Give us this day our many successes,
And lead us not into trouble.
Deliver us from evil,
Because we're going to find it anyway.
For thine is the wisdom, the honour, and the glory,
Forever and ever.
Arooooo!
Game 12: Attack!
GM Jo: The man is distracted and turns away from where you are.Chuck: Excellent!
Dallas: I don't attack. I cannot attack a man with his back to me. Just kidding!!!
Connie and Geena attempt to sneak up on some bad guys.
Connie: Oh God! At least I didn't botch.
Geena: Aaargh! Me too! No successes either!
Connie: Shit!
Geena: Do they see us?
Connie: We probably have our tails sticking up in the grass!
Geena: We are so clueless! Our ears are probably sticking up out of the grass too!
Geena: Look for a manhole entry point!
Connie: You forget that we don't do man-sized anymore.
Geena: Shit. Look for a wolfhole entry point!
And every time something new happened...
Dallas: I know how! It was in Flynn's story, right?
GM Jo: No.
They kill the first of eight bad guys.
Dallas (hopefully): So, let me guess. The other seven ran away in fear, right?
Connie: I shall scout out from under the machine and hide on the other side. And then I shall do something really terrible.
Chuck: Hump the tyres?
Connie: I'll piss on 'em!
Chuck tries to whistle.
Dallas: It'd probably be easier if you had lips.
Geena: Ooh! That's very wolfy! I'll do that!
Chuck (looking at his dice): Can I spend a willpower point? Woohoo! I got one! *proceeds to do a victory dance*
GM Jo (to Dallas): Three of them shoot at you.
OOC Chuck: We will remember your name.
Geena: I hamstring him! I hope he's not wearing boots. Is he wearing boots?
After a botched roll.
GM Jo: This guy tries really hard to eject his clip.
Chuck (intended target): I admire his spirit.
GM Jo: What did you get?
OOC Chuck: Well, it's a 9 with a hat on it. More like a french 9.
Geena: This is ironic. We're using a machine to get back home.
OOC Chuck: Irony! I'd like to see Alanis Morisette sing about this one!
OOC Geena: Yes! Real irony!
GM Jo: It sounds like a chopper. And it's directly above you.
Connie: Shit! Everyone check yourselves for radio collars.
Game 13: Making it to Cliath
Chuck: I feel much more adulty now!
Game 14: Meanwhile, down in Miami...
Lindsay: So we just go out and bite people and make more greenies?Xavier (GM Jo): Ahh, no.
Lindsay: So we are Garou and we go and dig holes for trees. That's a little excessive isn't it? *mimes turning into Crinos and swiping at the earth*
Lindsay: There is magic?
Xavier (GM Jo): Yes...
Lindsay: Like, lightning bolts and stuff? I used to play D&D!
Peanut gallery: When, as a streetkid, did you play D&D?
OOC Lindsay: I did go to school for a bit.
GM Jo: You didn't have time!
OOC Dallas: Maybe you should try: The geeks that I rolled played D&D, and their characters had lightning bolts.
Lindsay: You whorebag-motherfucker! What did you do that for?
Xavier (GM Jo): I needed to get you to experience a deep emotion.
Lindsay: You should have tried to take my food!
Xavier (GM Jo): Have you heard of Gaia?
Lindsay: Ummm. Oh, on Captain Planet, the cartoon. Though I haven't watched that for a long time.
Xavier (GM Jo): You are an ahroun. A warrior.
Lindsay puffs out chest.
OOC Dallas: That means you have to worry a lot.
OOC Connie: And here is your complimentary bottle of Mylanta.
Game 15: Welcome, Lindsay Talks-with-Claws
Lindsay: I am Lindsay, Cliath Fianna, Talks with Claws.Flynn (GM Jo): Talks with Claws. I like it. Subtle.
The pack finds out Lindsay is arriving.
Chuck: Man, if we'd known, we could have gotten him something. Like a rabbit or something.
Geena: We could get him a pizza. They deliver in twenty minutes.
Connie: Not to the Caern, remember!!
Dallas (to Lindsay): You may not believe this, but I had a temper problem once.
Geena: I'll follow along behind so that he doesn't get distracted.
Connie: And who will make sure you don't get distracted?
Chasing down a deer.
Geena: I leap on its back!
Chuck: I go for its throat!
Geena: Oooh! That would have been more intelligent!