Game 16: We're Brave!
Looking at their character sheets.OOC Dallas: I am wondering why I have 6 willpower.
OOC Chuck: That is because I have 6 willpower.
Connie: I am staying in four-legs. I have a bit more dexterity that way.
Flynn (GM Jo): I'm looking for a brave pack -
Geena (interrupting): Oooh! Oooh! We're brave!
BFlynn (GM Jo): There's three boys in the forest, 14 or 15 years old.
Chuck: Aw, man! They're just kids!
Geena: What do we smell? *sniff sniff* Chuck! You need to bathe!
GM Jo: You smell people.
Connie: Do they smell like chips?
Chuck: Don't eat them! It's against the litany!
Geena: It's alright, as long as I don't swallow!
GM Jo: I think that also applies to 'Garou shall not mate with Garou'...
Dallas: A nihilistic skate punk is not a comforting presence.
Chuck tries to be an adult.
Chuck (to Lindsay): So, how about that...
OOC Connie: Dow Jones?
Connie: How are we going to see anything at night? We would have to be in two-leg and we wouldn't see Jack... anything.
Geena hugs Dallas.
Dallas: How - Cough! Choke!
Connie: He's in trouble!
Chuck: Nah, he's with Geena.
Connie: (brief pause) He's in trouble!
Geena: I shall use my leet survival skills!
Chuck pelts into the Caern and runs straight into Strength in Words, accidently knocking him flying.
OOC Dallas: Try: "Tag, you're it!"
Game 17: And that's when it all went horribly wrong...
OOC Dallas: Man, what use are you? You don't eat strawberries or popcorn!OOC Chuck: I don't eat strawberries, but I eat strawberry jam. I would eat popcorn jam.
Lindsay: I'm sorry about before.
Dallas: Don't worry, man. I'm just being sensitive about the whole killing thing, being a viking warrior and all.
GM Jo: Chameleon is very wise.
Geena: What do you think he would say to me?
OOC Chuck: Little one, you...
OOC Connie: ...need to lay off the sugar!
OOC Dallas: ...freak me out!
Lindsay wants to know the nature of the spirit watching over him.
Geena: Chameleon says that you are always being watched him him. Gee, man, you had better close the door when you pee!
OOC Chuck nibbles on a piece of popcorn.
OOC Geena: See! It isn't that bad!
OOC Chuck: I really don't like it. I'm only eating it to fit in.
Connie: Just lupe it up, man. It'll be cool.
Connie: Can Geena get back to the pack without the boys seeing her?
GM Jo: It depends how sneaky she is.
Connie: We'll wait until they go past, then.
Geena: Let's stalk them!
OOC Lindsay: Stalking's legal until the third police report.
Lindsay, in lupus form, attempts to get Dallas' attention.
GM Jo: Something is pulling on the side of your pants.
Dallas: Yes, Cujo?
Chuck: I bring the litany to mind. Thou shalt not eat human thingies.
OOC Chuck: Uhhh... We may have to move the Caern.
Chuck: We are all dangerous when we frenzy. Even Connie.
The Raggie explains the facts of life to the Ahroun.
Connie: You have to be very careful because as an ahroun you would frenzy even if I poked you with a stick a couple of times.
Lindsay (angrily): No I wouldn't!
Connie (quickly): You're right. You wouldn't.
Geena and Lindsay are both close to frenzy.
Connie: Look at the frog! Look at the frog, Geena!
Lindsay: Look at the fucking frog!
(It went downhill from there...)
Game 18: Hey Jon, want to go halves in a metis?
Recapping the previous game session.GM Jo: So you're standing over the body of the warder. Half of the pack has been seen in wolf form in the forest, the other half of you were recognised, you almost frenzied on a couple of kids, and then you frenzied and nearly killed the Caern warder...
Connie: Call Forest. She has healing!
OOC Dallas: Run, Forest, Run!
OOC Dallas: You just had to gut the warder...
OOC Dallas (to Chuck): Back him down with pure breed!
OOC Lindsay: There's enough of us. We could do it.
OOC Dallas: We've been through this before. Pure breed doesn't stack.
OOC Dallas (for Chuck): I am having trouble understanding your enigmatic wisdom.
Dallas: It all began yesterday. Yesterday, all our troubles seemed so far away.
Dallas has a bite wound on his shoulder courtesy of Geena (2 agg dam).
Dallas: It's no big thing. I've had worse.
Dallas' first experience with Mother's Touch.
GM Jo: Forest comes over and touches you gently on the shoulder.
OOC Dallas: I got hit in the rocks, too...
Guiding Light (GM Jo): These cliath are charged with a very serious crime.
OOC Chuck: Yes, pointing out the inadequecies of the ruling party.
Guiding Light looks close to frenzy.
OOC Geena: I just want to sidle up to him and say, "Look at the fucking frog!"
The new Silver Fang (with very high pure breed) arrives.
OOC Geena: He is so cool. I want to have his metis.
OOC Dallas: Hey Jonny, wanna ruin your lineage?
Jon (GM Jo): So, how big is your Sept?
Dallas: You know all the people you saw on the Sept?
Jon (GM Jo): Yes.
Dallas: All of them plus four more.
Game 19: Showdown at High Noon
Chuck: I want you to tell them what happened.Dallas: Damn. I wanted you to do it.
Chuck: You're better at it.
Dallas: Are you sure?
OOC Chuck: I'm at neg 1 dice, you know.
Connie talks to a kinfolk her own age.
Melody (GM Jo): Oh... Um... Ryha?
Connie: Oooh. Ummm... I don't know either. It doesn't matter.
The Silver Fangs arrived in a bus.
Jon: It's much more convenient than flying.
OOC Connie (with awe): You can fly????
Discussing the upcoming punishment.
Jon: Well, it wouldn't be appropriate to call for your death.
Geena: Oh thank God!
Lindsay and Michael head outside to spar.
Chuck (who isn't there) looks horrified.
OOC Geena (to Chuck): We just live to give you heart failure.
OOC Dallas: Yes, the Silver Fang arcs up his pure breed, points at you and says, "I wouldn't!"
OOC Connie: No one say anything witty until I get back.
Peanut Gallery: Katherine Crowninshield shall be known as Honour's Entrails.
At the interrogation.
Geena: Well they haven't come back, have they?
OOC Geena: Oooh! That was very defiant of me!
Chuck (excitedly): He has something up his sleeve!
Geena (anguished): But he doesn't have any sleeves!
In awe of Jon.
Geena: What type of jeans does he wear?
GM Jo: Armani.
Geena: Wow. They must be expensive! ... I wonder what they feel like.
Geena: Wow. Armani. Is there an Armani store in town?
GM Jo: No.
Geena: I bet there's one in New York! I bet he'd like me if I wore Armani.
Flynn (GM Jo): Now, he [Jon] is a man to watch.
Dallas: Some of my pack are watching him very closely.
Flynn (GM Jo): I had noticed.
Lindsay: You watch far too much TV.
Dallas: No, we're just dumb.
The pack alpha is never one to be outdone.
Dallas: I can tell the dogs what to do.
Chuck: Wow. You can do that?
Dallas: Yes!
Chuck: Did I mention I can glow in the dark?
Game 20: It's not fair, what happened to Lawrence
Peanut Gallery: Lineage juice!OOC Chuck: Not to be wasted...
Chuck (concerned): What's up?
Lindsay: Nuthin'.
Chuck gives him a "don't give me that shit" look.
Geena: I snatch his [Dallas'] bowl away.
Peanut Gallery: Grrrrr!
Dallas: I try to eat from a bowl that isn't there.
Geena: Do you like her?
Dallas: No!!!
Dallas leaves, blushing furiously.
Geena: He likes my sister.
Describing high-ranking Bone Gnawers:
GM Jo: Not so much in that they have Pure Breed, but more like -
Geena: Hybrid Vigour!!
Dallas: Can we change Geena's deed name to 'Guts the Warder'?
Dallas (to Rexx): My main quadrepedal siege engine of destruction!
Dallas carves HATE into his knuckles with a kitchen knife.
Geena: Self mutilation! What a great way to get over Rage!
GM Jo: Rexx looks at you with a really intelligent expression.
Dallas: It's a Get thing.
Rexx (GM Jo): Grrrrr....
Dallas: Really! It is!
Lindsay is being a tough ahroun, while his player is sewing.
OOC Connie: Yes, he says, sewing menacingly.
Geena (to Cherie): So, when you were a cub...
OOC Connie: - did you ever gut a warder?
OOC Connie: I am going to go postal on your ahroun ass! I am going to send you to Spain!
GM Jo: He [Chuck's Dad] isn't looking at you.
Dallas: It's okay, I'm used to being ignored by Silver Fangs.
Connie (thinking): Man, I'm glad he doesn't have Rage. Man, I don't have Rage!!
Lindsay meets with the first of his Ancestors (guess who took Past Lives):
Lindsay: I am in a pack. I am not the Alpha.
OOC Geena: But the Alpha is really nice, and his mother makes the best toffies!