Game 26: Hunting Wyrm Booty!
Connie: Kick some Wyrm Booty!!Geena: Do you mind glowing for me? I need to see this chocolate wrapper.
Geena: Greetings! *pause* I say, that sounds very noble.
Dallas: I talk sneakily. That is why Gaia invented whispers.
Geena tells an unknown spirit that she is geas bound to help anyone who asks.
Geena (to Dallas): Don't do anything stupid!
Game 27: Lost in the Umbra
GM Jo: And the ground is covered in a foggy.... fog.
Connie is being chased by a group of banes.
Connie: Fuckin' hurreeeeeeeee!
GM Jo: In front of you is a foggy landscape, full of dark silhouettes of trees. A group of banes look in your direction.
Connie: What's behind me?
GM Jo: More of the same.
Connie: Fuck! More banes?!
GM Jo: Oooh. Bad description.
(There was more fog...)
Chuck, Dallas and Lindsay get into a discussion on the exact meaning of fighting the Wyrm where it lives and breeds.
OOC Connie: Less chatting!! More running!!
GM Jo sets up a visual representation of the fight.
GM Jo: Okay. The yellow dice are the bad guys. The white dice are you guys. The red dice -
OOC Connie: - is the bleeding mass that is Connie.
GM Jo: Roll your Rage. Successes are bad.
Lindsay: Woohoo! Four successes!
GM Jo: You lose Wisdom when you frenzy.
Connie: Twice! But nobody will ever know...
Dallas: If a Raggie frenzies in the Umbra, will anyone know?
Dallas' right arm is seriously injured. Lindsay tries to help.
Lindsay: Don't use your right arm.
Lindsay: This is a person question. Which hand do you, you know, do it with?
Dallas: I roll frenzy.
Lindsay: I could call my spirit guide.
OOC Connie: Oh, that would be great. "Now's your chance. Kill the leader now."
OOC Lindsay: No, no, not him!
GM Jo: Your first aid tells you that Connie needs second and third aid.
GM Jo: Something whispers in your ear.
Geena: Aaaargh!! I run away!
OOC Lindsay: Aren't you going to look?
OOC Geena: Hell, no!
Geena figures out the answer to all her problems.
Geena: You know what I need? Wolfy! Lupe, lupe, lupe! Form of a wolf!
GM Jo: It doesn't work.
Geena: Aaaaaargh!!!
Geena: This is my nightmare! There is no sex!
Unicorn (GM Jo): What will you do for me in return?
Geena: Anything! Anything! A metis! You name it!
Unicorn: That probably won't be necessary.
Dallas: Ow. Ow. I think I fucked up.
Lindsay: Suck it up!
Dallas: I take that as a challenge! Actually, I have no willpower. I wail like a girl.
Rescued by a Pooka.
GM Jo: He starts tossing leaves at your face.
OOC Geena: You're gonna get a tail! You're gonna get a tail!
OOC Lindsay (dryly): I already have a tail.
OOC Geena: Oh. Yeah.
Geena is scared to touch the fog that drifts on the surface of the ground.
Chuck: Why up tree?
Geena (quickly): No reason!
Chuck: Geena, can you lead us out of the Umbra, please?
Geena: Um, no. How about you do it? You know, share it around a little...
Lindsay (in crinos): I'll put the bag in the tree, and then I'll mark the tree some way. I'll slash the bark or something.
Connie (in lupe): Piss on it!
Lindsay: Hey, yeah! I drop my pants and pee on the bag.
Geena: On the tree! On the tree!
Game 28: After the Banes
Dallas: Is King Raineworth there?GM Jo: No.
OOC Dallas (to Chuck): He fears your power, My Lord.
Connie tries to comfort Geena.
Connie: I lick her.
GM Jo: Do you change to lupe first?
Connie: Yes!!
GM Jo: Bear walks forward in that clumsy way that Bears do.
Geena: I do not think of circuses!
Geena: I know what I'm doing at exactly the moment I'm doing it!
Wade (GM Jo): Like, what do you call, you know, the animals that eat, like, grass and leaves and stuff?
Geena: Um, like, cows?
Geena: Going-onto-the-bawn-it's-Geena-ooeeoooeeoo!
Chuck: It helps if you're in wolf form.
Geena: Oh. Yeah. Right. I forgot.
Connie (to Lindsay): Hey, you're right! Crinos really does make you want to sound like Tim Allen!
Game 29: Hunting for a Totem
Chuck: Strange. I didn't think the Umbra was like that. Not that I know much about the Umbra.
GM Jo: It's almost exactly the same as the Caen.
Geena: We sit under Michael's tree, cause we can.
Lindsay: I piss on his tree! Now it is mine!
Geena: In the Umbra. You and he can have timeshare.
Chuck: I close my eyes and race off in a direction!
GM Jo: You hit the tree.
Dallas: Michael's tree is our totem?
Lindsay: Hey, Michael! Your tree is our totem. Please leave.
The whole pack howls "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" as they lope through the Umbra looking for a Totem.
Peanut Gallery: How about the Grand Klaive Tree Totem??
Dallas tries to provoke Connie.
Dallas: I think your totem needs to be chicken. *makes chicken noises*
Connie: Well maybe your totem needs to be shut-the-fuck-up!
Game 30: Finding Bear
Dallas: I am just glad we found Bear in a cave, and not in a Big Blue House!
GM Jo: Everyone roll perception and alertness.
Geena: Where do we find perception?
Arguing over who is the greatest warrior.
Chuck: Actually, I remember killing one [of the banes] by myself!
Lindsay: Well, you would.
Geena: I nibble on a daffodil.
GM Jo: Aren't they poisonous?
Lindsay: I hope not. I ate some. In homid.
Geena does something stupid, and rolls perception to see is anyone noticed. She fails her roll.
Geena: Did anyone notice me?
GM Jo: No. No one seems to be looking.
Geena: Oh, good! No one noticed!