Game 31: On the Road Again
Geena: Can I dedicate myself?OOC Dallas: You'll go blind if you do that too often.
GM Jo: King Raineworth says -
OOC Dallas: You know, you can change your totem if you want.
Geena wants to join the Sept of the Watchful Eye. Which has nothing to do with Jon being there. Really.
Geena: But I can't leave my pack! So I wonder if I can get them to emigrate...
GM Jo: King Raineworth is being very objective. That's not easy for a Silver Fang Elder.
OOC Geena: That's because he heard how I gutted a Silver Fang Warder!
Chuck gets out the camera in the back of the van, and starts taking photos.
Chuck: Alright, everyone gather together! *click* Smile! *click* Everyone look mean! *everyone makes 'tiger claws' and growly teeth*
Game 32: The Sept of the Watchful Eye
Teeth of Fury (to Connie): Strider, huh?OOC Geena: Silent, huh?
Dallas tries to make up with Lindsay.
Dallas: You're, like, you're the fifth element, man!
Lindsay: Huh?
Two people in glabro are sitting on Chuck's chest.
Dallas: How do you turn blue like that?
Chuck: *gasp* It's a knack. *wheeze* Did I mention that I also glow in the dark?
Chuck: I am going to Truth of Rhya him!
It's the truth you only use on your elders...
Chuck: The center of the Caern is the pit, right?
Connie: We had a pillow fight with high Gnosis pillows?!?! Man! I hope I put those pillows back properly!
Geena: I have met Fenris. He is very bleedy.
Geena: I think so... I'm a little vague...
Geena tries to work out what type of animal she should kill in honour of Fenris.
Someone suggests an endangered species.
Lindsay: Fenris would prefer it!
Connie (in a stage whisper): Lindsay! Don't help... please...
Connie: And Chameleons can be any colour. Even tartan.
Introducing the Pack to Chameleon, the Sept Totem:
Geena: And we're from West Virginia, and we like Miracle Whip, and we are here on a training scholarship...
Introducing the Spirits accompanying them to Chameleon: Geena: This is our Totem, Bear... And this is a really small Unicorn... And if you see Fenris, don't worry, he's here for me, too.
GM Jo: You don't have Spirit Speech. That means you have to rely on Geena's translations.
Chuck and Dallas (doubtfully): Yes....
Geena: Chameleon says! Stand on one leg!
Geena: I'm going to talk to Unicorn.
Chuck: It had better be a ... short ... talk.
OOC Dallas: It's a bad thing to be a natural channel when walking through a Hive.
GM Jo: It's always a bad thing to walk through a Hive!!
Game 33: Teach us, Obie Wan
Dallas: "Look at the fucking frog!" should be on Geena's t-shirt.Lindsay: No, it should be on the back of everyone else's shirt!
Geena: I need a hat!
Connie: A beanie!
Geena: Oh, yeah! A beanie is, like, so spiritual!
Everyone turns to look at Geena.
Lindsay: I have the strength of the bull running through my veins!
Everyone else: Strength of a bear, a bear...
Geena describes Lindsay's fighting style.
Geena: Well, he was really polite, and waited for the other guy to get out of the road before swinging...
OOC Dallas: Lindsay's deed name should be 'Fights Politely'.
GM Jo: Well, you know what happened to the boy who cried wolf...
Lindsay: Well, this is werewolf...
A Raccoon spirit approaches.
Lindsay: It's a badger.
Everyone else: A raccoon.
Lindsay: Whatever.
Game 34: We ended up where?!
GM Jo: You see a ballroom with dancers, and an orchestra.Geena: I take a balloon so I will fit in.
Geena: I let go of the balloon. *looks to rest of pack* It's a little too conspicuous.
Baldwin (GM Jo): Where is your home?
Geena: West Virginia.
Baldwin (GM Jo): I have not heard of that realm.
Geena: It's a little to the left.
When they realise they're in Faery, they decide they can't eat anything, or they'll never be allowed to leave.
Geena: Not eating anything includes the women, Lindsay!
Lindsay: Does it matter if you don't swallow?
Connie: But someone that beautiful can't be nice!
Dallas (tries to impress): I am the D-Man! No, I am the D-Wolf!
Connie: That would make him 4th down...
Game 35: The Further Adventures of Fairy Land
GM Jo: She [the Sluagh] looks thrilled at the prospect of sharp teeth.OOC Dallas: That's because she has none.
Lindsay: I'm Lindsay, Scarred-for-Life.
They are given a quest to locate and destroy a threat against the Faeries.
Connie: *questions about quest*
Dallas: *questions about quest*
Chuck: *questions about quest*
Lindsay: *questions about quest*
Geena: Are there bugs in this log?
Geena: I don't eat lizards. Do I eat lizards?
Everyone else: Yes.
Geena: Oh. Okay. *eats the lizard*
Geena spends 2 rounds searching her coat pockets for a key.
Geena: Oh, wait! I put it in my pants pocket!
Connie facepalms.
Imagine:
A Fianna Ahroun fighting a monster that no one else can see, getting flung around the clearing while everyone else thinks he's doing some kind of strange dance.
A Get of Fenris Galliard and a Silver Fang Philodox trying to talk to a foot-long lizard, and being ignored.
A Silent Strider Ragabash holding a Bone Gnawer Theurge upside down, so she can look through a key at the scene.
Dallas: Can't you stop him??
Chuck: Are you nuts? He's an ahroun!
As Lindsay races around the clearing in front of them, and Dallas crouches on the ground in front of the lizard.
Dallas: I'm trying to negotiate with this thing.
Chuck (resigned): I know...
Dallas: It was working!
Chuck (resigned): I know...
Lindsay: I'll frenzy later!
Lindsay is in Crinos, carrying Geena.
Geena: I get a good grip on his fur. This ride is getting rough.
Connie, who hasn't seen the monster, describes it to Baldwin.
Connie: Well, it's about the size of two large hovels. Apparently.
Connie: Are you going to inform Baldwin of our plan?
OOC Chuck: Well, we are all going to charge forward in a mindless rabble...
Talking about taking on Teeth of Fury as a pack.
Lindsay We could do it. We could. We would lose numbers, but we could do it.