Game 36: The Grand Ball
GM Jo accidently starts the game without reading the quotes from the previous game.OOC Lindsay: Aren't we having quotes??
OOC Geena: OOoh!! Quotes! Quotes!
OOC Dallas: And after Chuck dies, the way is open for me!
OOC Lindsay: There are four other people in the way before the way is open for you.
OOC Dallas: I can live with the loss.
They're asked to tell the story of their battle with the monster.
Chuck: Should we re-enact it?
Dallas: Yeah, dude.
Lindsay: I'll be the monster!
Geena: I'll be Geena!
Lindsay: I didn't want to choose a fuck partner without knowing her name.
Dallas: What about at the village?
Lindsay: I knew her name! I just can't remember it...
GM Jo: She looks adoringly into your eyes.
Chuck: This is new...
Geena finds out that the only thing stopping the Faery realm from drifting away from its place in the Umbra was the key she took.
Geena: Drifted, huh? I make a mental note not to tell anyone!
Chuck: I raise my arms and stretch and place my arm around Elizabeth.
OOC Lindsay: Smooth.
OOC Lindsay: If I could find a Satyr... *makes sound of bad porn music*
OOC Dallas: Yes, the saryr starts playing, the women run off, and all the men go, "yes!" Then you wake up with Baldwin.
Game 37: Celebrity Wedding
Dallas: Man, you are the guy that everyone laughs at. You slept with her once, and now you're married.OOC Chuck: No, they won't. She has an appearance of 7.
OOC Dallas: Touche.
Lindsay: Have you though this through?
Chuck: Yes. Well... not really...
Chuck (whispers): She's really hot!
Lindsay: You're a Silver Fang! You're all related!
Chuck: But if I don't get married here, I'll have to get married anyway, and I won't even get to have sex with them first.
Dallas: Ix-nay on the attle-bay.
Connie: Why?
Dallas: Cause I aid-say.
Connie looks at him.
Dallas: I'm your eta-bay.
Elizabeth (GM Jo): I like to talk to trees. They have much more to say than rocks.
Chuck: You can talk to them?
Elizabeth (GM Jo): Yes.
OOC Connie: She's goignt o fit in with your family just fine.
Chuck: Do you have parents?
Chuck: Is there anything I should know about your father? Like, is he particularly aggressive towards would-be suitors?
Chuck: I'm a 'Lord of the Faeries'. That's goingto go down well...
OOC Dallas: Just imagine saying that at a Get Caern.
Game 38: Passing Through
OOC Geena and Chuck are partners.OOC Geena (to OOC Chuck): Can you make yourself into a more pleasing and comfortable shape?
Discussing ways to increase his Pure Breed.
Chuck: I could use homeopathic genetic engineering.
Baldwin (GM Jo): I swear faelty unto you, Lord. Your command is my desire, and your request my desire. May my service always please and may my sight grow dark if it does not. As the tides to the moon, my will to yours, my liege.
Chuck: Wow. Gee, thanks...
Lindsay: If you think you're gonna try this on us, you've got another think coming.
Chuck: I think it's a good example.
Dallas (to Lindsay): What happened to stress management?
Dallas: What have we learned about letting Geena lead us through the Umbra?
Geena: Hey, I never... Oh, yeah.
OOC Dallas: Lindsay needs to go back to Arcadia, as his ancestors can't find him there.
Geena: Lindsay! Lindsay! Is this the only voice you are hearing?
Lindsay (angrily): I! AM! NOT! MAD!!!
Lindsay: Yes, I am talking to my ancestors.
Geena: I have a voice of my own, and I was wondering if my voice was talking to your voice...
Connie: Oh, bloody great. All the time I was locked into my room, and my wardrobe was a portal to the elven realms!
GM Jo: Lindsay, you are a red-breasted nuthatch.
OOC Connie (in a deep voice): TWEET!
Bear (GM Jo): No... Not as such...
Dallas (pauses): What do you mean 'not as such'?
Chuck: Open the door.
Dallas: Alright! Rock on! *makes to kick the door in*
Connie: Try the doorknob!
Dallas (disappointed): Oh.