Chaos and Confusion


Describing Gwen.
Gabe: Phwoar!

Discussing Psyche:
Cassie: (To Gwen) I'm sorry, but the men of our generation!

Old man with a bow: I am looking for a pink pigeon.
Gwen: Does it have any distinguishing features?

The characters are all being threatened with automatic weapons.
Gwen: I say, that's terribly anti-social!

After Gabe loses a drinking contest to Cassie.
Gabe: I took a dive!
Gabe (to GM): I took a dive, right?

OOC Gabe: I didn't plead for toast!

Emilio: Dead girls can't say no.

Gwen: I see no point in a tactical meeting. I wonder what's in the kitchens.

Gwen: We've all been to war. It doesn't mean we have to like it.

Cassie: I whisper in his horse...

Repeated on a regular basis after Cassie threatened him with two bricks.
Gringo: Fuckin' harsh.

Emilio: I can't believe it! I just got hit on by my sister! Wait. She's only my half-sister, so it's only half wrong.

Emilio: Oh, my God! Shape-shifted relatives! I could have just fucked Benedict!

After much protestations that she's not a pirate.
Gabe: Can you sing?
Cassie: I am a pirate, you know!

Taliesyn: Is this a good thing or a Prince of Darkness thing?

He's dressed up as a bee for a fancy dress party.
Gringo: (belligerantly) Bzzzt.

Cassie: You know what really scares me?
Gwen: Brand scares me. Fiona scares me. Everything scares me.
Cassie: If Chaos rallied their troops, they could take Amber. Because we don't have Fiona.
Gabe: That's okay. We've got lots of spiteful women.

Cassie: I think I killed the Jewel! [of Judgement]

The Twelve Days of Amber
A song about the Chaos and Confusion Amber Chronicle, as written by Paula.