On the first day of the Amber Chronicle,
Gwen ran away again.
On the second day of the Amber Chronicle,
Gabe saw a rack,
And Gwen ran away again.
On the third day of the Amber Chronicle,
Jordan, where's your Dad?
Gabe saw a rack,
And Gwen ran away again.
On the fourth day of the Amber Chronicle,
Cassie took a ward,
Jordan, where's your Dad?
Gabe saw a rack,
And Gwen ran away again.
On the fifth day of the Amber Chronicle,
Old man with a bow!
Cassie took a ward,
Jordan, where's your Dad?
Gabe saw a rack,
And Gwen ran away again.
On the sixth day of the Amber Chronicle,
Randy's wearing speedos,
Etc. Etc.
On the seventh day of the Amber Chronicle,
Vivian's horsey shrank,
Etc. Etc.
On the eighth day of the Amber Chronicle,
Taliesyn hugs Fiona,
Etc. Etc.
On the ninth day of the Amber Chronicle,
We got shot again,
Etc. Etc.
On the tenth day of the Amber Chronicle,
The book is deceitful,
Etc. Etc.
On the eleventh day of the Amber Chronicle,
We don't have a clue,
Etc. Etc.
On the twelth day of the Amber Chronicle,
Who the fuck's the King?
We don't have a clue,
The book is deceitful
We got shot again
Taliesyn hugs Fiona,
Vivian's horsey shrank,
Randy's wearing speedos,
Old man with a bow!
Cassie took a ward,
Jordan, where's your Dad?
Gabe saw a rack,
And Gwen ran away again.